Dockerland Budget: Fremantle v Brisbane

To save people forking over their hard earned money to the AFL in exchange for a magazine that gets bigger every week, making it harder to get to the only part you actually want - the names of the players, we've introduced the Dockerland Budget.

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There's No TomorabitoFor Lions

Fremantle are settling into a nice steady groove, picking up the four points every week and accumulating a handy percentage as they stalk their way into the top four. This week they’ve gone a bit crazy at the selection table though. They’ve cut loose with a few shandies and some Tia Maria Tim Tams and made a change. Thats right - a change. Into the side will be, oh, just Clancee Pearce. Tommy Sheridan is the player that’s been dropped because that’s what he’s in the side for. The Lions have been a touch uncouth with their selections, dropping three players including Jonathan “Mr Glass” Brown. With James Aish “rested” and Mitch Golby dropped. Daniel Merrett, Nick Robertson and Tom Cutler come in to stand around not getting the ball on their behalf.

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You Be Ross: Fremantle v Brisbane

Ross Lyon has his sights set on the flag this year but he's the sort of bloke who loves to get feedback from the general public, good or bad. So if you really want to be a true supporter of the club, then make sure you shout stuff out to him at the ground and give him some pointers on how to get this coaching caper done. But before you do your duty as a member and hurl advice in the direction of professional coaching staff, make sure you know what you're talking about or they might just right you off as a nutjob and miss out on some choice advice. Work the board, move the magnets around and when you think you've got it sussed, start practising yelling "Hey Ross! Ross! Put Sandilands in the goal square for a rest!"

Lee Spurr
Zac Dawson
Paul Duffield
Josh Green
Michael Close
Zac O'Brien
Tendai Mzungu
Alex Silvagni
Danyle Pearce
Marco Paparone
Daniel Merrett
Lewis Taylor
David Mundy
Ryan Crowley
Nick Suban
Dayne Zorko
Tom Rockliff
Rohan Bewick
Lachie Neale
Chris Mayne
Nat Fyfe
Jed Adcock
Sam Mayes
Ryan Harwood
Hayden Ballantyne
Matthew Pavlich
Zac Clarke
Joel Patfull
Matt Maguire
Justin Clarke
Aaron Sandilands
Stefan Martin
Michael Barlow
Jack Redden
Stephen Hill
Claye Beams
Garrick Ibbotson
Colin Sylvia
Pearce Hanley
Cameron Sutcliffe
Clancee Pearce
Nick Robertson
Matt Taberner
Brady Grey
Tom Cutler
Tommy Sheridan
Daniel McStay
Darcy Gardiner
Ryan Lester
Andrew Raines

StatsClouds: Richmond v Fremantle can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates. 

Michael Barlow Stephen Hill Aaron Sandilands Tendai Mzungu Matthew Pavlich Alex Silvagni Chris Mayne Colin Sylvia David Mundy Lee Spurr Tom Sheridan Zac Dawson Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Garrick Ibbotson Danyle Pearce Nick Suban Zac Clarke Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe Hayden Ballantyne
Aaron Sandilands Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Nick Suban David Mundy Colin Sylvia Matthew Pavlich Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Stephen Hill Tom Sheridan Garrick Ibbotson Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne Lee Spurr Nathan Fyfe Danyle Pearce Alex Silvagni Lachie Neale Hayden Ballantyne
Lee Spurr Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Cameron Sutcliffe Aaron Sandilands Colin Sylvia Ryan Crowley Tom Sheridan Paul Duffield Chris Mayne Nick Suban Alex Silvagni Michael Barlow Garrick Ibbotson Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe Hayden Ballantyne Lachie Neale
Paul Duffield Matthew Pavlich Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Nick Suban Zac Dawson Colin Sylvia Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe Danyle Pearce Aaron Sandilands Zac Clarke Tom Sheridan Alex Silvagni Garrick Ibbotson Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr
Nathan Fyfe Matthew Pavlich Paul Duffield Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Lachie Neale Lee Spurr Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson Cameron Sutcliffe Colin Sylvia Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne Ryan Crowley Alex Silvagni Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Aaron Sandilands Nick Suban David Mundy Tom Sheridan Tendai Mzungu
Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Cameron Sutcliffe David Mundy Alex Silvagni Hayden Ballantyne Tom Sheridan Zac Clarke Ryan Crowley Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Paul Duffield Nick Suban Aaron Sandilands Chris Mayne Garrick Ibbotson Michael Barlow Matthew Pavlich Tendai Mzungu Colin Sylvia Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe