Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Luke McPharlin Matthew Pavlich Aaron Sandilands Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Lachie Neale Adam McPhee Greg Broughton Garrick Ibbotson Michael Johnson Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Michael Barlow Jesse Crichton Clancee Pearce Jonathon Griffin David Mundy Hayden Crozier Matthew DeBoer Zac Dawson Stephen Hill
Hayden Ballantyne Garrick Ibbotson Matthew DeBoer Aaron Sandilands Hayden Crozier Chris Mayne Stephen Hill Clancee Pearce Matthew Pavlich Adam McPhee Jonathon Griffin Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson David Mundy Greg Broughton Lachie Neale Nick Suban Jesse Crichton Zac Dawson
David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Ballantyne Greg Broughton Michael Barlow Adam McPhee Chris Mayne Stephen Hill Nick Suban Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Zac Dawson Aaron Sandilands Matthew DeBoer Hayden Crozier Michael Johnson Jonathon Griffin Matthew Pavlich Lachie Neale Luke McPharlin Jesse Crichton
Tendai Mzungu Adam McPhee Hayden Crozier Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne Clancee Pearce Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson Nick Suban Jonathon Griffin Lachie Neale Greg Broughton Matthew DeBoer Aaron Sandilands Matthew Pavlich Jesse Crichton Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin David Mundy Stephen Hill Chris Mayne
Jonathon Griffin Aaron Sandilands Garrick Ibbotson Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill Hayden Crozier Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Michael Johnson David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Chris Mayne Luke McPharlin Adam McPhee Michael Barlow Matthew DeBoer Jesse Crichton Lachie Neale Greg Broughton
Aaron Sandilands Michael Barlow Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Jonathon Griffin Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson Lachie Neale Nick Suban Greg Broughton Ryan Crowley Matthew DeBoer Adam McPhee Hayden Crozier Jesse Crichton Tendai Mzungu David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson Stephen Hill Chris Mayne Matthew Pavlich
Hayden Crozier Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Ryan Crowley Garrick Ibbotson Chris Mayne Matthew DeBoer Clancee Pearce Greg Broughton Adam McPhee David Mundy Lachie Neale Jonathon Griffin Nick Suban Michael Johnson Luke McPharlin Matthew Pavlich Hayden Ballantyne Jesse Crichton