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TOPIC: Great, Scott
Wizfan Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
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Even without the first 4 beers, Larks, I would've cacked myself.

That's lay down hilarious!

The only possible interest for me in the last soccer world thing was when Maradona was on screen. Compelling television!

If we got him as our ass coach, when we arrived in Melbourne for away games he'd demand to know why the hotel hadn't supplied apples as expressly requested!

At which point you'd no longer give a rat's about the result of the upcoming game. You'd just go, who WOULDN'T wanna barrack for my team?

Then, should Harvey slip up, we'd have Maradona to take over as senior coach ... and the real fun would start.

I'm beginning to think it might be possible to like football again.
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The_Yeti Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333707
Considering PrimmaDonna's form, I think he'd be a better fit at the slime.
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pollyanna Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333715
You're underrating the impact of dribble goals over the past season Yeti - I reckon he should have a salary incentive to develop his spack attacks into monumental moments of sheer brilliance.
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Wizfan Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333716
Maradona's short. Jeff's not tall.

I don't think we need to go looking as far afield as South America.
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shane Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333717
You'll have to forgive me for not having this word for word or even remotely accurate but I was in a taxi that was driving past a tv shop and I caught a bit of Adrian Barich on the news tonight, talking about finding a replacement for Chris Scott...

It is understood that Peter Sumich is not in the running for a job at Fremantle
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Wizfan Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333718
It is understood that I have just ruined my laptop by spitting beer all over it!

That's (insert unspeakable word) hil-(insert it again)-arious!
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The_Yeti Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333719
Yep! That'd be news all right.

But only to Barich!
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captdazza Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333722
Aker would be a top ass coach

Lose the anchor, gain the Aker
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The_Yeti Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333723
No Aker wouldnt want anyone to talk about the ass coaching.

Its the sort of thing he want kep t quiet.
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larkin Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333727
I'd like to see Aker playing for sowfs and taking over fat russells afternoon slot.
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Grub Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333734
It's reported that Matthew Knights missed out on an ass coach gig at Port Adelaide. Sauce: Herald Sun

How far can one man fall in such a short period of time - my guess is that he will turn up at the Ooftits.They say you have to hit rock bottom .....................
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Redned Posted: 1 Month, 3 Weeks ago
Re:Great, Scott
#333738
Ever since Don Dunstan was premier of South Australia, there hasn't been a need for more ass coaches in Adelaide.
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