World records.

Should Suma (as he surely will) apply for another senior coaching position and (as he surely will) get knocked back, will he hold the world record for loser senior coaching aspirant?

Should Slappo (as he surely will) stuff up again and call Mzungu (as he surely will) 'Keyser Söze' (which, if he had to, he'd surely spell as Kaiser Zu Zu ... though he wouldn't be able to spell 'Kaiser'), would he hold the world record for live TV mispronunciations?

Should another newbie from central casting come on here to say everything about our club is awesome, would that be a world record for truly embarrassing brown nosing? I mean, like, truly embarrassing?

I think these are all rhetorical questions, but I'm happy to stand corrected.