To save people forking over their hard earned money to the AFL in exchange for a magazine that gets bigger every week, making it harder to get to the only part you actually want - the names of the players, we've introduced the Dockerland Budget.

Just click on the link, print it out, fold it in half and you're all set. With the money you save you can buy a couple of pies before the game outside the ground or get half of one once you're in there.