The Derby is back, or as it's known around Lathlain these days - punch a kid day (sounds bad but it's a marked improvement on what they used to claim they did to kids). Fremantle have been phoning these things in since Ross Lyon stopped caring but the bastards were stupid enough to provoke him a few weeks ago, taunting Andrew Brayshaw during one of their club hazing rituals. So the gloves have come off this week and Lyon is set to unleash Mitch "The Owl" Crowden upon the Eagles. They won' know what hit them, or where he's looking, it will be devastating for the poor chumps. He's also brought in a bloke by the name of Sandilands, who apparently can ruck a bit and someone named Lobb who was dead 4 weeks ago but has recovered. Neither are expected to have much impact, probably just their for the run. Travis Colyer has also been named but that might be an error. The Eagles have brought in Tom Barrass and chair fondler, Jeremy McGovern.