The Derby is back, or as it's known around Lathlain these days - punch a kid day (sounds bad but it's a marked improvement on what they used to claim they did to kids). Fremantle have been phoning these things in since Ross Lyon stopped caring but the bastards were stupid enough to provoke him a few weeks ago, taunting Andrew Brayshaw during one of their club hazing rituals. So the gloves have come off this week and Lyon is set to unleash Mitch "The Owl" Crowden upon the Eagles. They won' know what hit them, or where he's looking, it will be devastating for the poor chumps. He's also brought in a bloke by the name of Sandilands, who apparently can ruck a bit and someone named Lobb who was dead 4 weeks ago but has recovered. Neither are expected to have much impact, probably just their for the run. Travis Colyer has also been named but that might be an error. The Eagles have brought in Tom Barrass and chair fondler, Jeremy McGovern.

FB: Nathan Wilson Joel Hamling Luke Ryan
FF: Jarrod Cameron Josh J. Kennedy Liam Ryan
HB: Reece Conca Griffin Logue Connor Blakely
HF: Dom Sheed Jack Darling Willie Rioli
C: Bradley Hill Nat Fyfe Travis Colyer
C: Jamie Crippsn Luke Shuey Jack Redden
HF: Darcy Tucker Michael Walters Sam Switkowski
HB: Lewis Jetta Jeremy McGovern Liam Duggan
FF: Cam McCarthy Rory Lobb Brandon Matera
FB: Brad Sheppard Tom Barrass Shannon Hurn
MID: Aaron Sandilands Adam Cerra David Mundy
MID: Nic Naitanui Elliot Yeo Andrew Gaff
BENCH: Ethan Hughes Ed Langdon
Andrew Brayshaw Mitchell Crowden
BENCH: Chris Masten Oscar Allen
Tom Hickey Jackson Nelson
West Coast
6th JUly
Optus Stadium
Fremantle $3.10
West Coast $1.36