Bloody Eagles. It seems like we're playing the bastards so often, the Fremantle players barely have time to get out of the hospital after the behind the play king hits from the previous match. Nat Fyfe has take the precaution of sitting the game out this week, partially because he was knocked unconscious last week and partially because he doesn't want to be ruled out of another Brownlow Medal, after he's would inevitably be forced to defend himself and get rubbed out for headbutting someone's fist. Bailey Banfield is also having the week off after he got an update from his health insurance telling him they would no longer be covering dental or knife wounds. Sam Switkowski and Lachie Schultz are coming in to replace them, presumably because Ross Lyon is trying to get sacked so he can go back to Victoria with a payout. The Eagles have brought in Liam Duggan to replace Josh Rotham but there's also a good chance they just made those names up. There's no way of knowing.