Bloody Eagles. It seems like we're playing the bastards so often, the Fremantle players barely have time to get out of the hospital after the behind the play king hits from the previous match. Nat Fyfe has take the precaution of sitting the game out this week, partially because he was knocked unconscious last week and partially because he doesn't want to be ruled out of another Brownlow Medal, after he's would inevitably be forced to defend himself and get rubbed out for headbutting someone's fist. Bailey Banfield is also having the week off after he got an update from his health insurance telling him they would no longer be covering dental or knife wounds. Sam Switkowski and Lachie Schultz are coming in to replace them, presumably because Ross Lyon is trying to get sacked so he can go back to Victoria with a payout. The Eagles have brought in Liam Duggan to replace Josh Rotham but there's also a good chance they just made those names up. There's no way of knowing.

FB: Shannon Hurn Tom Barrass Tom Cole
FF: Travis Colyer Matt Taberner Jesse Hogan
HB: Brad Sheppard Jeremy McGovern Lewis Jetta
HF: Andrew Brayshaw Cam McCarthy Michael Walters
C: Chris Masten Luke Shuey Andrew Gaff
C: Bradley Hilln Adam Cerra Ed Langdon
HF: Dom Sheed Jack Darling Mark Hutchings
HB: Ethan Hughes Nathan Wilson Reece Conca
FF: Liam Ryan Josh J. Kennedy Jamie Cripps
FB: Luke Ryan Alex Pearce Joel Hamling
MID: Nathan Vardy Elliot Yeo Jack Redden
MID: Rory Lobb Darcy Tucker David Mundy
BENCH: Oscar Allen Liam Duggan
Tom Hickey Jack Petruccelle
BENCH: Taylin Duman Sam Switkowski
Lachie Schultz Brandon Matera
West Coast
Optus Stadium
West Coast $1.15
Fremantle $5.50