Sorry I'm late.

Hate to rank and run but my internet link here is very slow, flukey, and there is someone else waiting to plug in.  I have to be very quick...

1(1) Geelong.  Very, very good.  Ablett a sook.  Mooney a passenger.

2(2) Hawks. Very good.

3(3) Western Bulldogs. Also very good.

4(4) Sydney. Pretty good.

5(5) Magpies. Could easily be 4th, but they're not.  Pretty good.

6(9) Saints. Average.  Rising due to the stinkfest going on around them on the rankings list.

7(10) Roos. Also average. See Saints.

8(6) Crows. Quite average and drifting.  Bye bye Birdie.

9(11) Tigers.  Thanks, that was lovely to watch.  Only just average.

10(7) Lions. Passing through average and deciding which way to turn.  2 shockers in a row.

11(12) Bombers. From sucktitude to 'cod ordinary' and building.  Maybe Matty has handed the reigns over without telling anyone. 

12(8) Blues. Can your hear the bubble bursting?  They can.  Very average.

13(13) Demons. Terrible.

14(14) Freo.  Terrible.  But 19 frees for in the 1st shows its possible to get inside the heads of the Cats, it won't be easy for them from now on.

15(15) Port.  Horrible.  Choked more games than Freo for far less attention than should have been focussed on last year's GF team.

16(16) Pussy Food.  Words can't describe it.  Just imagine Miss Collingwood circa 1990, nude, covered in honey, being attacked by rats.  You now have a slight understanding of how ugly this mob are.

An old uni lecturer of mine said that by forcing brevity we can often discover insight.  I believe the above has proven him wrong.