Results Round #3
Alan Fels Called in to Examine Collusion in DFFL
Coincidence or collusion? The DFFL has called in Alan Fels to examine if Nelson, Blockerhall, Pollyanna and Bizkit have set up a cartel to manipulate the DFFL results. Alan will also be looking at Big Bear and Hypen who may also have been instructed to hit the magical 130 point mark. For what good reason, you may well ask. Perhaps it was and still is a complicated betting sting. Whatever the devious plan, Alan will uncover it.
Congratulations to DockerMan on his first win and well done to Pollyanna and Bizkit who broke their DFFL duck (sort of).
Tawqeet Davo looks to have unleashed the mayhem and joins the Cabaret as a team to fear. The Cracklin' Rosies and Sour Pusses also had strong wins and are sure to challenge for a top four position. Blockerhall's Willsie Aeroplane won once more but will struggle to maintain their top four position with their recent low-scoring battles. Lemon's strategy of no-change at the selection table each week continues to pay dividends as they racked up 139 points against the luckless Dream Crushers.
- Good Gubernaculum (122) lost to Cracklin' Rosies (140)
- Tawqeet Davo (156) def Nelson's Dreamers (130)
- Willsie Aeroplane (130) def Limbs Akimbo (129)
- Sour Pusses (139) def Dream Crushers (101)
- Berserkers (131) def Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders (128)
- Hooley Dooleys (130) drew with SoS Superstars (130)
- La Muerte Peluda (106) lost to DM's Dominators (117)
- Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret (153) def Knights in Purple Satin (137)
Best DFFLers
Ablett, Gary (37 points) - Pollyanna: Hooley Dooleys
Blake, Mark (32 points) - Dockerman: DM's Dominators
Burgoyne, Peter (35 points) - Blockerhall: Willsie Aeroplane
Cox, Dean (36 points) - Guy Smiley: Cracklin' Rosies
Dal Santo, Nick (31 points) - Cuz: Non-Stop Erotic Caberet
Jolly, Darren (50 points) - Davo: Tawqeet Davo
Judd, Chris (33 points) - Bizkit: SoS Superstars
McIntosh, Hamish (37 points) - Ooslumbird: Knights in Purple Satin
Mitchell, Sam (37 points) - Drubbing: Limbs Akimbo
Tuck, Shane (33 points) - Lemon: Sour Pusses
DFFL Ladder
| Team | Win | Loss | Draw | For | Ag | Points | % |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
412
|
332
|
12
|
124.10
|
| Willsie Aeroplane |
3
|
0
|
0
|
412
|
363
|
12
|
113.50
|
|
Sour Pusses
|
2
|
0
|
1
|
385
|
331
|
10
|
116.31
|
|
Berserkers
|
2
|
0
|
1
|
378
|
364
|
10
|
103.85
|
|
Tawqeet Davo
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
408
|
370
|
8
|
110.27
|
|
Knights in Purple Satin
|
2
|
1
|
0
|
406
|
383
|
8
|
106.01
|
|
Cracklin' Rosies
|
2 |
1
|
0
|
399
|
386
|
8
|
103.37
|
|
Nelson's Dreamers
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
379
|
386
|
4
|
98.19
|
|
Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
397
|
405
|
4
|
98.02
|
|
Limbs Akimbo
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
360
|
369
|
4
|
97.56
|
|
La Muerte Peludo
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
349
|
370
|
4
|
94.32
|
|
DM's Dominators
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
352
|
381
|
4
|
92.39
|
|
Good Gubernaculum
|
1
|
2
|
0
|
348
|
381
|
4
|
91.34
|
|
Hooley Dooleys
|
0
|
2
|
1
|
343
|
374
|
2
|
91.71
|
|
SoS Superstars
|
0
|
2
|
1
|
362
|
402
|
2
|
90.05
|
|
Dream Crushers
|
0
|
3
|
0
|
310
|
403
|
0
|
76.92
|
Best Scoring Players from 3 Games
Backmen
45 points - Bartel, Jimmy - (Big Bear: Berserkers)
43 points - Montagna, Leigh - (Ooslumbird: Knights in Purple Satin)
43 points - Lake, Brian - (MattyT: La Muerte Peludo)
40 points - Richardson, Matthew - (Lambchops: Good Gubernaculum)
39 points - Harding, Leigh - (Lambchops: Good Gubernaculum)
39 points - Lockyer, Tarkyn - (Ooslumbird: Knights in Purple Satin)
39 points - O'Bree, Shane - (MattyT: La Muerte Peludo)
39 points - Wiggins, Simon - (Davo: Tawqeet Davo)
37 points - Hadley, Richard - (Blockerhall: Willsie Aeroplane)
35 points - Bateman, Chance - (FreoVal: Dream Crushers)
34 points - Swan, Dane - (Hypen: Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders)
34 points - Simpson, Adam - (Davo: Tawqeet Davo)
Midfielders
101 points - Ablett, Gary - (Pollyanna: Hooley Dooleys)
95 points - Burgoyne, Peter - (Blockerhall: Willsie Aeroplane)
93 points - Dal Santo, Nick - (Cuz: Non-Stop Erotic Caberet)
91 points - Swan, Dane - (Hypen: Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders)
90 points - Cornes, Kane - (Lambchops: Good Gubernaculum)
85 points - Salopek, Steven - (Lambchops: Good Gubernaculum)
84 points - Cross, Daniel - (Nelson: Nelson's Dreamers)
83 points - Gibbs, Bryce - (Big Bear: Berserkers)
83 points - Gilbee, Lindsay - (MattyT: La Muerte Peludo)
83 points - Power, Luke - (Blockerhall: Willsie Aeroplane)
82 points - Boyd, Matthew - (Ooslumbird: Knights in Purple Satin)
82 points - Mitchell, Sam - (Drubbing: Limbs Akimbo)
Forwards
42 points - Fevola, Brendan - (Blockerhall: Willsie Aeroplane)
42 points - Bradshaw, Daniel - (Blockerhall: Willsie Aeroplane)
40 points - Franklin, Lance - (Lemon: Sour Pusses)
39 points - Motlop, Daniel - (Lemon: Sour Pusses)
39 points - LeCras, Mark - (Guy Smiley: Cracklin' Rosies)
38 points - Roughead, Jarryd - (Cuz: Non-Stop Erotic Caberet)
35 points - Johnson, Steve - (MattyT: La Muerte Peludo)
35 points - Brown, Jonathan - (Lemon: Sour Pusses)
34 points - Betts, Eddie - (Dockerman: DM's Dominators)
31 points - Koschitzke, Justin - (Cuz: Non-Stop Erotic Caberet)
27 points - Porplyzia, Jason - (Ooslumbird: Knights in Purple Satin)
27 points - Hall, Barry - (Drubbing: Limbs Akimbo)
Ruckmen
130 points - Jolly, Darren - (Davo: Tawqeet Davo)
92 points - Cox, Dean - (Guy Smiley: Cracklin' Rosies)
92 points - Sandilands, Aaron - (Hypen: Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders)
89 points - Fraser, Josh - (Pollyanna: Hooley Dooleys)
83 points - McIntosh, Hamish - (Ooslumbird: Knights in Purple Satin)
73 points - Blake, Mark - (Dockerman: DM's Dominators)
73 points - Kreuzer, Matthew - (Lemon: Sour Pusses)
70 points - Lade, Brendon - (Cuz: Non-Stop Erotic Caberet)
69 points - Maric, Ivan - (Hypen: Chattanooga Central Purple Pounders)
60 points - Hille, David - (Bizkit: SoS Superstars)
59 points - Renouf, Brent - (Davo: Tawqeet Davo)
59 points - Simmonds, Troy - (Drubbing: Limbs Akimbo)