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rikrok17 Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
and the award,, for worst commentator goes to.....
#265034
Glen (get an education) Jakovich....

Mr Jakovich with all due respect to your career, i think you may have copped a few too many knocks whilst attempting to spoil great pack marks.

You see i just wanted to point out that when you are watching a game of football there are actually 2 teams out on the park, you must not have seen the other team and i must admit the Eagles and their opponents jumpers over the last two weeks have certainly clashed. But you are hired to give special comments on the particular AFL game you are watching not just on the Eagles. How about when Reiwoldt takes a good mark you acknowledge that rather then say 'wow i really like the way spanghead kept his eye on the footy'. Mate thats called Bias i believe Eddie Mcguire was pulled for that very reason.

I just want to say two more little things to you....
Josh head is renowned for his long left foot not re-known for it as you pointed out today.

And if you say one more time, that a player stood in the forward line 'UNAIDED' (which you have used two weeks in a row now). I'm going to puke, just for you here is a definition of Unaided 'unaided' Adverb without any help or assistance
I think you meant unmanned your fellow commentators must have cringed each time you have used it sitting next to you, next week i will be watching the footy with the volume down, if you are commentating, but i certainly wont have 6PR on because Mr Langdon is only slightly behind you for this award.
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oz Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
Re:and the award,, for worst commentator goes to.....
#265053
Pearl from today.

Ball's kicked to Tarrent(?) on the wing.

"He needs to mark this and run. He needs to run. He's got no one up ahead so he needs to wait."
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thebear Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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You guys,......

Slappo suffers from FIGJAM Syndrome.

The WOrST COMMENTATA award has been won for years now by the one and only Robert "I AM A COMPLETE TOOL" Walls. He already has a mortgage on it for 08'.

Slappo has got a lot of ground to cover before he even match the supreme tool.

Or hang on a minute..........
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rogerrocks Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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I know its unrelated, but I want to give an award for the best commentator. On ABC radio, I listened to the last quarter against Port, and the commentator (whose name I don't know), kept saying really nice things about Freo! I think he should take Glen Mitchell aside and give him some lessons. God knows that old sourpuss needs them...
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Stevedore Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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Who kept referring to Michael Johnson as Mark Johnson? I mean they are so alike it's easy to mistake them...
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Specs Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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#265062
It's the hair.
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ChewyBoot Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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#265073
Not only am I'm starting to get used to Jacko, I'm starting to talk like him. For Jacko purists, next time listen to how he puts in an extra word here and there to show that his commentary work rate is up on the one percenters.

"he's given him a learning lesson there"

"he kicked an all important goal"



More Jacko please.
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DockerRob Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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Also, what is Slappo's relationship with Farmer?!!!

He will never refer to Farmer by his surname in accordance with convention - its always Jeffery...

"Look out for Jeffery!"

"Theres Jeffery!"

"I have really liked Jefferys game"
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FreoBear Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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I think he gets his tongue all twisted if he attempts to say "Wiz".

We're just lucky he doesn't resort to "Number 33".

When it comes to speaking he's a great mime.
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lemon Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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jako went to sowf freo high. it's my local high school. i guess it's private for my kids. jako costing me money again!
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slimehater Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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He Doesn't know "anyfing" about the english language. My favourite is when we play essington, absolute tool!!
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Stew Tsoac Kcus Posted: 1 Year, 7 Months ago
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Commentator on Friday (ABC) refered to "ROCKET SURGERY" during his special comments. Wow, must take a BRAIN SCIENTIST to come up with that pearl!
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