I'm wondering how long into Sunday's derby will it take Woosha to resort to trying the motivation tactic of appealing to the players to perform in order save his coaching career.
Recently I sidetracked onto this description of a classic 'princess' moment from a 1997 game: Slime Vs Footscray.
"Jakovich came on midway through the first quarter to a huge roar, after a prime piece of idiocy from Worsfold. As a Footscray kick sailed out on the full, hard man Johnny decided he'd clatter into Montgomery anyway. Both fell over. Worsfold clutched his recently rebuilt knee and trotted off. He didn't come back. Later we saw a shot of Malthouse explaining to Worsfold what a dolt he was."
www.footy.com.au/dags/97/wrapup/wrapup_r06.html