Look! A royal falcon being attacked by a bear.

Royal Falcons sounds more like an IPL team.

When did bear season open this early in the year?

The slime wouldn't be in trouble would they?

Next thing you know there'll be rugby on the back page.

Bait.........












Taken.

Well won't this just cause a crisis in my life that I don't need.

It has ALWAYS been in the West Perth vision to eradicate those bogans who have taken over Leederville. That was a given.

It is also in our ethos to belt Fremantle teams who pretend to be pillars of the WAFL. Anyone with an inkling of intelligence knows that West Perth are, and always have been, the benchmark of the competition.

The good thing is that I'll be dead by the time this gets up and running.

The thing with benchmarks is that they can identify the minimum standard or the delineation for the highest quality. As you are referring to West Perth, GO, one must assume that you are talking about the former.

I hear you loud and clear GO,

"The West Perth Falcons is the oldest existing Australian rules football club in Western Australia.[3] It competes in the West Australian Football League. Originally located in Leederville, the team now resides at Arena Joondalup, a sports complex in the northern suburbs of Perth. The team's club song is "It's a Grand Old Flag" and its traditional rivals are East Perth."

I may be showing my age but my childhood hero's were names like Graham (Polly) Farmer, Les Fong, Mel Whinnen, Alan Watling, Peter Menaglio, Bill Dempsey etc.
"CARN THE CARDIES" was the call, and Leederville Oval was the place to be every Saturday arvo.

When the Evils were 'created' and pretty much destroyed the WAFL I sort of lost my way and lost interest in football for a while but by the time the mighty FFC was formed I jumped on board. The idea of a team called the Perth Royal Falcons hurts my brain immensely, but I am now Freo through and through.
If they do get off the ground in my life time there is no question who my second team would be but I have followed Freo since ther creation and I aint going nowhere.

Edit: I was drunk when writing the above.
When I say second team I mean I would have a soft spot for them and in a game between the other mob and the Royal Falcons I know who I would want to win (kinda like how I cheered for Port last night despite the fact I hate them only slightly less than WC). However there is nothing worse than a Freagle type, you can only have one team and that will always be Freo.
It would be easier for me if it just didn't happen though.

Too easy. I'll just ask Stuart Hillier for his opinion, and that will be mine.

Second team?

You're not going to get one of those 1/2 and 1/2 jumpers, are you?

People in 1/2 and 1/2 jumpers should be shot. Right between the eys. Even when the other 1/2's been set aside for a team that doesn't exist.

I also hear you GO. For my sins, I used to support St Kilda, then I switched to the Eagles when they started, then I was saved by Freo. But I've been an East Perth supporter for fifty years and two weeks. Where do I go when the Roycons play Freo. It's like matter meeting anti-matter. Please tell me it'll never happen.