So, my partner and I are planning on having a few friends over to watch the football, but these friends are not the sort who normally watch AFL (arty types).

So my partner suggested we set up a little game of "Match the Nickname to the real name"
it gets the guests thinking Freo and gives them something to shout when the game starts.

We were hoping to be able to have the full listed side to play the game with but there were a few players we couldn't put nicknames to and I was hoping you all might help us out.

heres what we've got:

Ballantyne - Frodo/Ballas/Mayor-of-Mandurah/Massacre/Chocolates/The Terrier
Morabito - Marsbar/Emperor/Monty
Schammer - Tequila
Hasleby - Chops
Ibbotson - Spammy/Gary Patrick/Joe
Broughton - Clam Hands/Jeebers
Suban - NoNeckNick/Little Nicky/Barnsey/Suban8or/Subaman
McPhee - McFree/Skelator/Flinchy/Nanny
Palmer - Staples/Greasy/Chilli/Fish/Lightning
Headland - DJ
O'Brien - BOB
Fyfe - Buckets/Cleaver
Grover - Muppet/Groves/Super(Grover)
Crowley - Creepy
Mundy - Manic
Houghton - J-Ho/Sticks/Gooner
McPharlin - Elvis
Hinkley - Hinkleberry
Tarrant - Taz
Barlow - Old Man/(Barlow)Again/Tony/B-Lo/Chambers/Limbo/Wombat/Mr Brownlow/Eddie
Thornton - Casper/Scotty-too-Hotty/Albino/The Rash/The Galloping Ghost/S.O.C/Rocky/Milky
Mayne - Chopper/The Muppet/Mr Football
Roberton -
Dodd - Stomper/Stompy/One-Melee
Bradley - Hipless/The Gazelle/Peanut/Crayfish
Bollenhagen - Spag
Murphy - Golden-Boots/Spud
Pavlich - Pav/Skipper
Clarke - Jimi(Hendrix)
Sandilands - 211/Spider/Sequoia Sempervirens/Pacman
Hill - Hammy/Flash
Bucovaz -
Hall -
Ruffles - Truffles/Chips/Pig/Feathers
Silvagni - SCOS
Johnson - MJ
Walters - SonSon
Sibosado -
de Boer - Purple Baron
Duffield - Duffman
Hayden - Dodger/The Genius (that is...)/The Janitor/Silk
Crichton -
Shepheard - Fair Bump
Pearce - Spock/Clanger
van Berlo - VB/Crownie


Obviously not all those will play, but hoping to cover as many possibilities as I can.

Would like a nice mix of difficulties and esotericism.

trying to avoid "Johno"'s and "Haydos"'s.
The more wacky, the more fun the arty types will have.