Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Zac Clarke Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Ballantyne Hayden Crozier Matthew Taberner Michael Walters Paul Duffield Ryan Crowley Lee Spurr Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Cameron Sutcliffe Aaron Sandilands Lachie Neale Alex Silvagni Zac Dawson
Nathan Fyfe Matthew Taberner David Mundy Cameron Sutcliffe Aaron Sandilands Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr Alex Silvagni Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Hayden Crozier Stephen Hill Michael Walters Danyle Pearce Paul Duffield
Aaron Sandilands Chris Mayne Michael Walters Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Zac Dawson Tendai Mzungu Alex Silvagni Ryan Crowley Garrick Ibbotson Matthew Taberner Hayden Crozier Hayden Ballantyne David Mundy Paul Duffield Lee Spurr Cameron Sutcliffe Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe Lachie Neale Zac Clarke Matthew Pavlich
Alex Silvagni Chris Mayne Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Lachie Neale Zac Clarke Michael Walters Matthew Pavlich Garrick Ibbotson Matthew Taberner Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield David Mundy Aaron Sandilands Hayden Crozier Lee Spurr Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Michael Barlow
Matthew Taberner Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson Aaron Sandilands Paul Duffield Nathan Fyfe Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Lee Spurr Alex Silvagni Michael Barlow Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale David Mundy Ryan Crowley Hayden Ballantyne Matthew Pavlich Hayden Crozier Chris Mayne Michael Walters
Paul Duffield Nathan Fyfe Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Walters Garrick Ibbotson Lee Spurr Alex Silvagni Aaron Sandilands Stephen Hill Matthew Pavlich Matthew Taberner David Mundy Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Ryan Crowley Hayden Crozier