Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Matthew Pavlich Michael Johnson John Anthony Paul Duffield Adam McPhee Greg Broughton Luke McPharlin Ryan Crowley Matthew De Boer Clancee Pearce Michael Barlow Christopher Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Nicholas Suban Tendai Mzungu David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Stephen Hill Aaron Sandilands Lachie Neale Zac Dawson Zachary Clarke
Michael Barlow Greg Broughton Michael Johnson John Anthony David Mundy Aaron Sandilands Tendai Mzungu Matthew De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Paul Duffield Clancee Pearce Zachary Clarke Christopher Mayne Adam McPhee Garrick Ibbotson Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich Lachie Neale Luke McPharlin Zac Dawson Stephen Hill Nicholas Suban
Paul Duffield Luke McPharlin Adam McPhee Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Lachie Neale Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Greg Broughton Zachary Clarke Zac Dawson Nicholas Suban Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson Christopher Mayne Garrick Ibbotson Matthew De Boer Michael Barlow Matthew Pavlich John Anthony
Luke McPharlin Matthew De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Zachary Clarke Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Michael Barlow Greg Broughton Christopher Mayne Tendai Mzungu Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Matthew Pavlich Hayden Ballantyne John Anthony Ryan Crowley Adam McPhee Lachie Neale Clancee Pearce Nicholas Suban Stephen Hill Michael Johnson
David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Clancee Pearce Michael Johnson Luke McPharlin Michael Barlow Zac Dawson Stephen Hill Adam McPhee Lachie Neale Hayden Ballantyne Garrick Ibbotson Aaron Sandilands Greg Broughton John Anthony Ryan Crowley Zachary Clarke Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Nicholas Suban Christopher Mayne Matthew De Boer
Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Zachary Clarke Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Hayden Ballantyne Zac Dawson Greg Broughton Tendai Mzungu Matthew Pavlich Michael Barlow Clancee Pearce Matthew De Boer Christopher Mayne Stephen Hill Luke McPharlin Ryan Crowley John Anthony Garrick Ibbotson Lachie Neale Nicholas Suban Adam McPhee