Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
David Mundy Zac Clarke Lachie Neale Hayden Ballantyne Matt De Boer Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Max Duffy Hayden Crozier Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Aaron Sandilands Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe Chris Mayne
David Mundy Michael Barlow Chris Mayne Hayden Crozier Matthew Pavlich Hayden Ballantyne Zac Clarke Aaron Sandilands Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer Lachie Neale Lee Spurr Cameron Sutcliffe Luke McPharlin Max Duffy Paul Duffield Nick Suban
Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne Danyle Pearce Zac Dawson Nick Suban Zac Clarke Michael Johnson Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Hayden Ballantyne Ryan Crowley Lee Spurr Stephen Hill Matt De Boer Lachie Neale Luke McPharlin Max Duffy Hayden Crozier Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Michael Barlow David Mundy
Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Stephen Hill Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Zac Dawson Matthew Pavlich Lachie Neale Luke McPharlin Paul Duffield David Mundy Max Duffy Hayden Crozier Nick Suban Danyle Pearce Michael Johnson Chris Mayne Aaron Sandilands Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer
Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe Luke McPharlin Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Chris Mayne Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Danyle Pearce Matt De Boer Stephen Hill Michael Johnson Hayden Ballantyne Michael Barlow Hayden Crozier Zac Clarke David Mundy Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Max Duffy
David Mundy Paul Duffield Nick Suban Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer Matthew Pavlich Aaron Sandilands Max Duffy Zac Dawson Hayden Crozier Michael Johnson Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Stephen Hill Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr