Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Garrick Ibbotson Matt De Boer Matthew Pavlich Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne David Mundy Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Zac Clarke Lee Spurr Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Stephen Hill Nick Suban Luke McPharlin
Nick Suban Lachie Neale Paul Duffield Luke McPharlin Lee Spurr Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Aaron Sandilands Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow David Mundy Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Michael Johnson Matt De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson
Michael Johnson Zac Clarke Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Luke McPharlin Aaron Sandilands Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson
Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Michael Johnson Luke McPharlin Lachie Neale Garrick Ibbotson Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Michael Barlow Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Matt De Boer Cameron Sutcliffe
Stephen Hill Nick Suban Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Nathan Fyfe Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Aaron Sandilands Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Matt De Boer Zac Clarke Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne
Garrick Ibbotson Luke McPharlin Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne Lachie Neale Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Nick Suban Matt De Boer Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Paul Duffield Nathan Fyfe Aaron Sandilands Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Michael Johnson