Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Greg Broughton Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson Nick Lower Chris Mayne Alex Silvagni Clancee Pearce Jayden Pitt David Mundy Adam McPhee Hayden Ballantyne Garrick Ibbotson Tendai Mzungu Lachie Neale Michael Barlow Nick Suban Dylan Roberton Ryan Crowley Jonathon Griffin Zac Clarke Matthew DeBoer Matthew Pavlich
Nick Suban Michael Johnson Jonathon Griffin Jayden Pitt David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Luke McPharlin Michael Barlow Lachie Neale Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich Adam McPhee Matthew DeBoer Chris Mayne Nick Lower Greg Broughton Alex Silvagni Clancee Pearce Garrick Ibbotson Zac Clarke Dylan Roberton
Luke McPharlin Ryan Crowley Alex Silvagni David Mundy Clancee Pearce Dylan Roberton Matthew DeBoer Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Matthew Pavlich Greg Broughton Michael Barlow Adam McPhee Michael Johnson Zac Clarke Hayden Ballantyne Garrick Ibbotson Jonathon Griffin Nick Suban Jayden Pitt Lachie Neale Nick Lower
Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Alex Silvagni Clancee Pearce Lachie Neale Luke McPharlin Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Matthew DeBoer Nick Lower Jayden Pitt Dylan Roberton Hayden Ballantyne Jonathon Griffin Chris Mayne Michael Johnson Nick Suban Adam McPhee Greg Broughton David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Garrick Ibbotson
Nick Suban Matthew Pavlich Clancee Pearce David Mundy Ryan Crowley Dylan Roberton Michael Johnson Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Garrick Ibbotson Matthew DeBoer Greg Broughton Luke McPharlin Michael Barlow Adam McPhee Nick Lower Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Jonathon Griffin Alex Silvagni Hayden Ballantyne Jayden Pitt
Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Zac Clarke Jonathon Griffin Matthew DeBoer Tendai Mzungu Greg Broughton Lachie Neale Clancee Pearce Dylan Roberton Jayden Pitt Alex Silvagni Luke McPharlin Ryan Crowley David Mundy Hayden Ballantyne Michael Johnson Chris Mayne Nick Lower Garrick Ibbotson Adam McPhee Michael Barlow
Nick Lower Hayden Ballantyne Alex Silvagni Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Jonathon Griffin Lachie Neale Adam McPhee Matthew DeBoer Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson Dylan Roberton Jayden Pitt Tendai Mzungu Michael Barlow Nick Suban Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Greg Broughton Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson