International Eagle Suck Day is being celebrated all over the word. From as far South as Beaconsfield all the way to Bicton in the north and even overseas to parts of North Fremantle, people everywhere are joining together to tell the Eagles how much they suck. We had planned to sell yellow ribbons to raise money for charity but apparently yellow was taken in the competitive world of ribbon selling. We went to blue but that had gone too. Then we tried for ochre but by the time we'd finished explaining to the Chinese kids knocking them up what ochre was, it was too late. Of course, we Fremantle type can't be put off that easily and if you see a bloke selling safety pins on Wednesday, dig deep and buy one. All proceeds go to the rapidly growing charity Victims of Crime (perpetrated by Eagles players). It's not all seriousness on Eagles Suck Day though. There are plenty of fun activities for the young and old a like. All your old favourites will be brought out. The Eagles Sucks stickers and fridge magnets are popping up all over WA and if you haven't printed yours out yet, Eagles Suck Day is the perfect opportunity to do so. For those who like to do things in a big way, you might prefer the two and a half metre long Eagles Sucks poster for your wall, window or a local underpass. For all those going to the game, you might want to bring out the Leo Barry Masks. Remnind the Eagles of what happened last time they were helped into a Grand Final by dressing up as the man they still have nightmares about. If you're not into printers, dockerland Songstress Jordo has written and performed a little number which topped the iTunes charts just hours after it's release (in the highly competitive Fremantle Dockers Based Folk Music category). Then there's the old favourite - Whack-an-Eagle. The coppers should have done it behind the back of the station years ago but you can virtually hit the players with a shovel all day long. There's also Slapavictch to re-live another of the Eagles inglorious Derby moments. For those in a crafty mood, well known West Coast Eagles supporter and CEO of CorkInTheOcean.com has put in a special request for the very alluring Eagles Suck Lingerie Pattern - knitted of course. Eagles Suck Knitted Lingerie Pattern So enjoy the day, get the kids involved and remember - if you don't tell them they suck, they'll never learn.
International Eagles Suck Day
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