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Rate The Players: Fremantle v The Booers

Have your say on how the Dockers players performed on the weekend by rating each player from zero to five or just pop in and have a look what everyone else had to say about the team.

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Dockerland Budget: Fremantle v The Witches Hats

To save people forking over their hard earned money to the AFL in exchange for a magazine that gets bigger every week, making it harder to get to the only part you actually want - the names of the players, we've introduced the Dockerland Budget.

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Eagles Brace Themselves For More Humilation

With Fremantle playing the bye..err..Derby this weekend, Luke McPharlin has decided he may as well have a week off. In fact, Fremantle are travelling so well he can probably afford to have 5 or 6 weeks off. Coincidentally, he also has a busted leg that will take a similar amount of time to start working again. So he won’t be around to organise the game of cards in Fremantle’s back line this weekend. Alex Silvagni will come in to replace McPharlin with Sutcliffe, Neale and Taberner jumping onto the end of the extended interchange bench. The Eagles have announced that they are being devastated by injuries and will lose two potential All Australian players but, on the plus side, will bring in two absolute champions of the game to replace them. Translated for non_west Coast supporters that means two crabs out and two crabs in.

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You Be Ross: Fremantle v Washington Generals

Ross Lyon has his sights set on the flag this year but he's the sort of bloke who loves to get feedback from the general public, good or bad. So if you really want to be a true supporter of the club, then make sure you shout stuff out to him at the ground and give him some pointers on how to get this coaching caper done. But before you do your duty as a member and hurl advice in the direction of professional coaching staff, make sure you know what you're talking about or they might just right you off as a nutjob and miss out on some choice advice. Work the board, move the magnets around and when you think you've got it sussed, start practising yelling "Hey Ross! Ross! Put Sandilands in the goal square for a rest!"