Posted: 3 Days, 21 Hours ago
The nightmare fixture
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So I'm having this nightmare where I look across the bed at Scarlett Johannsen's behind as she lies in contented slumber in the candlelight while Salma Hayek nibbles my earlobe and traces "Thank you, Rhino" (she likes to call me Rhino) across my chest with her fingers.
Meanwhile, in the distance, I can hear a train wreck again and again and again. Dogs are barking. A mobile phone rings. So much misery in the world.
But just then there's a soft knock on the door and it's Penelope Cruz with a wicked glint in her eyes, and she's making clawing motions in the air and little cat noises as she pads across the room towards me and Scarlett and Salma.
And I still don't wake up!
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Posted: 3 Days, 21 Hours ago
Re: The nightmare fixture
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..... and then Megan Gale turns up in the limo with tickets to the GF to whisk you away to witness the Dockers creaming some poor unfortunate foe at the Gee..............ah...ah...ah... special.
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Posted: 3 Days, 19 Hours ago
Re: The nightmare fixture
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That's an insight to your subconscious that I'm kind of uncomfortable knowing, zorro.
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Posted: 3 Days, 19 Hours ago
Re:The nightmare fixture
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My dream featured purple jelly, Biance Franklin and Fat Cat.
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Posted: 3 Days, 19 Hours ago
Re:The nightmare fixture
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Must be a dream if we are playing at the "G"
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Posted: 3 Days, 19 Hours ago
Re:The nightmare fixture
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GF day, that's the only way we will get to play there let alone train there.
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Posted: 3 Days, 18 Hours ago
Re:The nightmare fixture
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Mine was eerily the same. Only replace Mrs Cruz and Hayek with Megan Fox and Miranda Kerr. And there was jelly, purple jelly. I might stop there...
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