Clickety click click

Lloyd considered as kicking mentor.

(i) Raise pants to armpits
(ii) Raise socks to knees
(iii) Measure wind direction and strength at ground level
(iv) Hypnotise umpire into thinking that 3 minutes is really just 30 seconds
(v) Kick goal

Could be a good thing. I do like the idea of picking the eyes out of Essington resources. Dustin Fletcher for defence coach.