I like the reason evil supporters hang about in "threes"...one can read,one can write AND THE THIRD LIKES HANGING AROUND WITH INTELLECTUALS.

Pretty good - thanks!

loved this one a few years ago:

Suma drops in to Woosha’s house on Thursday a couple of hours before training to plan that night’s session. As he walks in he sees Woosha finishing off his lunch by eating the biggest tomato that Suma has ever seen.

With vege growing in his blood Suma excitedly asks Woosha “where’d ya get that tomato Woosh!”.

“I grew it myself” Woosha proudly answers, “Pav and Hasleby down at the Dockers have a hobby farm and they mix up a secret blend of sheep manure, horse manure and cow manure and they gave me a bag.”

“I’ve got to try some of that on my veges” says Suma, “Can you get me some.”

“No worries” is the reply, “I’ll stop in at Pav’s on the way to training and grab a bag of it.”

At Subi Oval that evening Trevor Nisbett has just finished signing up Michael Voss as assistant coach when he walks out of his office and sees John Worsfold dragging a large, heavy bag into the Eagles rooms.

“What’s that?” he asks

Worsfold replies “I’ve got a bag of shit from the Dockers for Suma.”

Nisbett exclaims “Good Trade!”

the lads and I were walking past Subi oval the other day and as we got to gate 14 I noticed two Slime season passes sitting on the footpath, weighed down with a brick, and no-one in sight.
So I tapped Steve on the shoulder, because he's got an eye for valuables you see, and said "hey steve, check that out."
Steve wanders over, grabs the brick, and we all walked on.

Ooftit jokes, let's see ...

Woosie
Suma
Lynchyee
Watersee
Hanseney
Kerree

A Dockers’, Collingwood and Slime supporter are awaiting to be admitted into hell. The devil turns to each and says that they each make one phone call home.

The Dockers supporter comes forward and asks for the phone.

"Fine," says the devil. "But that will cost you another 1,000 years in hell".

The Dockers supporter agrees and tearfully listens to the closing stages of the press conference that Pav. announces that he will be retiring at the end of the season.

The Collingwood supporter comes forward and the devil hands him the phone. The supporter bursts into floods of tears as yet again Collingwood have lost in September, Eddie continues as President and Mick Malthouse refuses to hand over coaching to Nathan Buckley . The devil takes the phone from him and adds another 1,000 years to his time in hell.

With typical arrogance, the Slime supporter steps forward and grabs the phone, dials the number and angrily listens as in the final moments of the first derby grand final Quentin Lynch stuffs up in front of goal, the siren sounds and Freo win the flag. The MCG bursts into a sea of purple as Pav holds aloft the Premiership Cup and the Dockers supporter sitting next to him raises a smile and starts singing TNT.

“So how much is that going to cost me?” the Slime supporter demands.

“Nothing”, came the reply.

“What? Nothing!! Isn’t my anguish, pain and suffering worth anything to you!”

With smirk on his face the Devil replies, “No, calls home for you are free”.

Nice ... thanks guys.