Caught in a pickle here, not sure where to put who - but 391's injury depleted side may help. Oh wait! Grundy, Treloar, Cameron - hey, what's this bloke moaning about! It's not like he's lost any former ball whore or anything...
Right, let's pull an upset this round:
HOOLEY DOOLEYS
(in for a penny, in for a pickle)
BACKS:
Rance
Tralia
MIDS:
Wines
Powell-Pepper
T. Kelly
FWDS (which has become an oxymoron for me this year):
The Chadwicker
J. Thomas
RUCKLE:
Nanky Kervis
Pine:
J. Kelly (Adelaide), Shaw (Penrith), um...
It may seem pointless 391 but you never know - good luck mate. And good hunting everyone - my tip: Oos is going to score top points this round, go Big Fella! - oh yes, hope the sky falls in on that Slimemeister bloke.
I can say 'Go Freo' but I won't the week - what a dire mess our club is in. I'm glad I'm not a player in the present state of things, but I'll be going out on a wet weekend to tough it out with them anyway. Footy this year has turned into an ordeal - I remember when it was fun - but you never know. Hang in there everyone.