Round 11 commences with Sydney hosting Carlton at the SCG this Friday at 7.50pm, which means your team needs to be submitted to this thread by 5.40pm WA time.
Round 11
This is Not a Bye Round
You cannot use any of your STCs in this round.
So, who is this Mr Nobody? Well, he's a rookie at this game; we know that. But he actually is doing quite well, especially considering the nuances of the DuFFLe. Things like your best AFL midfielder might be your in your forward line as he regularly kicks a few goals and besides, midfielders who rack up the possessions are not that hard to find. Evidence for this is that Joe Nobody is doing alright in the Best Coach award, sitting sixth amidst some luminary DuFFLers. Let's examine Joe's squad.
Ruck: Joe has Stephan Martin. An excellent ruck selection, but if Stephan gets injured, the Nobodies have nobody.
Backs: Lots of good scoring backs. These guys are regularly picking up 14-18 points a game.
Midfield: Yeah, a bit weak here. Joe really needs three players who average in the mid to high twenties.
Forwards: Not bad. The Nobodies have the choice of Caddy, Castagna, deGoey and Toby Greene.
On reflection, Joe Nobody ain't nothin'. Maybe a discrete player swap might see the Nobodies go deep into the DuFFLe finals in his first year. The last bloke to do that was Slammo, I reckon.
Now for the Kiss of Death. This week's winning teams will be: Kaykups, Thundering Chooks, Nobodies, Hermits, El Primero, Spurrs, Souls, Ingredients and Dreamers.
Round 11
- Ooslumbird (Kaykups) v Alvin Prpl (Purple Jedis) at Stadium Royale
- CaptDazza (Jolly Jokers) v Moptop (Thundering Chooks) at Funny Farm
- Joe Nobody (Notreally Nobodie) v Pollyanna (Hooley Dooleys) at Neverland Oval
- Purple Kit (Knight Riders) v Mercury (Hermes' Hermits) at Hasselhoff Park
- MattyT (El Primero) v 391 (Covfefe Covfefes) at Estadio Busselona
- FreoSon (Sonia's Spurrs) v Slammen (Slammen's Men) at The Craypot
- Straddo (Marauding Souls) v Blockerhall (Willsie Aeroplane) at The Dark Court
- Bizkit (SoS Superstars) v Cookie (Ingredients) at STFUppercut Stadium
- FD1016 (Piglets) v Nelson (Dreamers) at Swinging Pig Oval
Ooslumbird v Alvin Prpl
- Played 8 times since 2013.
- Number of victories for Ooslumbird: 3
- Number of victories for Alvin Prpl: 5
- Draws: 0
CaptDazza v Moptop
- Played 2 times since 2013.
- Number of victories for CaptDazza: 1
- Number of victories for Moptop: 1
- Draws: 0
Joe Nobody v Pollyanna
- Played 0 times since 2013.
- Number of victories for Joe Nobody: 0
- Number of victories for Pollyanna: 0
- Draws: 0
Purple Kit v Mercury
- Played 1 times since 2013.
- Number of victories for Purple Kit: 0
- Number of victories for Mercury: 1
- Draws: 0
MattyT v 391
- Played 4 times since 2013.
- Number of victories for MattyT: 2
- Number of victories for 391: 2
- Draws: 0
FreoSon v Slammen
- Played 3 times since 2013.
- Number of victories for FreoSon: 1
- Number of victories for Slammen: 2
- Draws: 0
Straddo v Blockerhall
- Played 4 times since 2013.
- Number of victories for Straddo: 1
- Number of victories for Blockerhall: 3
- Draws: 0
Bizkit v Cookie
- Played 0 times since 2013.
- Number of victories for Bizkit: 0
- Number of victories for Cookie: 0
- Draws: 0
FD1016 v Nelson
- Played 2 times since 2013.
- Number of victories for FD1016: 0
- Number of victories for Nelson: 1
- Draws: 1
DuFFLe Player |
Matches
|
Won
|
Lost
|
Drawn
|
Win %
|
391 |
88
|
58
|
29
|
1
|
66.4%
|
Alvin Prpl |
107
|
59
|
47
|
1
|
55.6%
|
Awake |
58
|
22
|
35
|
1
|
38.7%
|
Bizkit |
106
|
68
|
36
|
2
|
65%
|
Blockerhall |
106
|
56
|
49
|
1
|
53.3%
|
CaptDazza |
106
|
57
|
48
|
1
|
54.2%
|
Cookie |
10
|
1
|
9
|
0
|
10%
|
Davo |
95
|
45
|
49
|
1
|
47.8%
|
Derby12 |
19
|
3
|
16
|
0
|
15.7%
|
Docker_Man |
75
|
36
|
38
|
1
|
48.6%
|
FD1016 |
49
|
23
|
25
|
1
|
47.9%
|
FD3961 |
19
|
9
|
10
|
0
|
47.3%
|
FreoSon |
48
|
19
|
28
|
1
|
40.6%
|
Guy Smiley |
19
|
8
|
11
|
0
|
42.1%
|
Hypen |
19
|
4
|
15
|
0
|
21%
|
Joe Nobody |
10
|
5
|
5
|
0
|
50%
|
Matty_T |
106
|
42
|
61
|
3
|
41%
|
Mercury |
33
|
23
|
10
|
0
|
69.6%
|
Moptop |
49
|
21
|
27
|
1
|
43.8%
|
Nelson |
105
|
62
|
41
|
2
|
60%
|
Ooslumbird |
108
|
55
|
51
|
2
|
51.8%
|
Pollyanna |
105
|
33
|
69
|
3
|
32.8%
|
Purple Kit |
105
|
46
|
57
|
2
|
44.7%
|
Purple Nails |
38
|
14
|
24
|
0
|
36.8%
|
Rocky333 |
19
|
5
|
14
|
0
|
26.3%
|
Sandi Pitt |
38
|
27
|
10
|
1
|
72.3%
|
Slammen |
107
|
67
|
37
|
3
|
64%
|
Straddo |
68
|
28
|
38
|
2
|
42.6%
|
T-Man |
19
|
6
|
13
|
0
|
31.5%
|