G'day Mercs, Hypen here - had to pop over to Polly's place, but found she was on the road pissing it up with Oos in Melbourne, so I thought I would nick her laptop and lodge my side:
Hypen's Mob Hero Sandwich
Round 16 18 17
Backs: Clint From Souths Jones (Deaf Cheats); Kellys Hero (Geel)
Mids: Stantdowner (Bombres); Dudd (Carltoon); Ranga Coondles (Gillard Bullys)
Fwds: Klunker Kloke (Pies); The Great Andy Kraks (Pies)
Ruck: Natter Newey (Slime)
Int: Johnny AppleSeedsman (Pies); Aaron's Little Brother (Bombres); Magic Door (Squeeling Harvs' Mob).
On behalf of Polly and her brilliant Indigenous list, I would like to offer up a third-party deal with Capt Dazzle that will see Paddy Ryder get rightly transferred to the Dooleys. Please pick my three highest point scoring players to help this deal get done.
Oh, hey Mercs - if Polly asks what happened to her flashy laptop when she sobers up, please tell her I sold it to Davo for a voucher to Karl Langdon's Footy On the Road chicken parmiagiana special at the Spearwood Roadhouse.
All the best to all my great mates at the bottom of the table,
Former Joint Winner of the DuFFle Cup Hypes