God Awful
{edited to correct for BossHog error}
If not yours, it was my worst nightmare. The front and back page lead of the West Coast eGulls publications is indeed a superstar in the making and the down-and-out eGulls have found belief, confidence and (surprisingly) skill. It is reminiscent of he heady Grange and cocaine infused long lunches with Laurie Connell at The Mediterranean in Subiaco where my eGulls mates would salivate over Peter Matera's gallops down the wing of Subiaco Oval. They are insufferable.
So, to the local news.
It was a round where the DuFFLe scores were not at all high and victories were hard won. With the exception of the Jokers falling foul of the rampant Souls, every team could taste a win but half found success just out of reach.
- Bay Bros (136) defeated El Bombres (131) at Donetsk Stadium
- Willsie Aeroplane (136) lost to Luke's Dukes (150.5) at Blockerdrome
- Jolly Jokers (127) lost to Souls (152.5) at Beerporium Balcony
- Carpark Trannies (109.5) lost to Ingredients (128.5) at Pollyadium
- SoS Superstars (109.5) lost to El Primero (112) at STFUppercut Stadium
- White Rabbits (140) defeated Slammen's Saviours (131) at Wonderland
Bizkit (SoS Superstars)
* Ivan Soldo: Ruck (10.5)
* James Sicily: Back (9)
* Tom Stewart: Back (8)
* Karl Amon: Mid (14)
* Nick Daicos: Mid (30)
* Darcy Parish: Mid (23)
* Joe Daniher: Fwd (2)
* Tom Papley: Fwd (13)
* Zac Fisher: Int ()
* Max Holmes: Int ()
* Alex Sexton: Int ()
* Jordon Sweet: Int ()
BomberTroy (El Bombres)
* Reilly O'Brien: Ruck (21)
* Elijah Hollands: Back (4)
* Brayden Maynard: Back (19)
* Josh Daicos: Mid (22)
* Touk Miller: Mid (23)
* Jai Newcombe: Mid (32)
* Max King: Fwd ()
* Josh Rachele: Fwd (5)
* Sam Durham: Int ()
* Jade Gresham: Int-F (5)
* Harrison Himmelberg: Int ()
* Connor Idun: Int ()
BossHog (Luke's Dukes)
* Tim English: Ruck (21.5)
* Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera: Back (11)
* Dayne Zorko: Back (22)
* Marcus Bontempelli: Mid (24)
* Andrew Brayshaw: Mid (27)
* Patrick Cripps: Mid (39)
* Tom Hawkins: Fwd (0)
* Jake Stringer: Fwd (6)
* Bailey Banfield: Int ()
* Mason Cox: Int ()
* Patrick Dangerfield: Int ()
* Jason Johannisen: Int ()
CaptDazza (Jolly Jokers)
* Oscar McInerney: Ruck (11)
* Blake Acres: Back (12)
* Zak Butters: Back (15)
* Tom Green: Mid (30)
* Errol Gulden: Mid (30)
* Nic Martin: Mid (28)
* Charlie Cameron: Fwd (0)
* Rory Lobb: Fwd (1)
* Callum M. Brown: Int ()
* Darcy Fort: Int ()
* Oliver Henry: Int ()
* Ryley Sanders: Int ()
Cookie (Ingredients)
* Rowan Marshall: Ruck (15.5)
* Josh Dunkley: Back (10)
* Dan Houston: Back (15)
* Isaac Heeney: Mid (28)
* Lachie Neale: Mid (28)
* Adam Treloar: Mid (31)
* Jeremy Cameron: Fwd (0)
* Toby Greene: Fwd (1)
* Charlie Ballard: Int ()
* Tom De Koning: Int ()
* Nic Newman: Int ()
* Matthew Rowell: Int ()
FD1016 (Bay Bros)
* Kieren Briggs: Ruck (17)
* Harris Andrews: Back (11)
* Lachlan Ash: Back (13)
* Jordan Clark: Mid (24)
* Hugh McCluggage: Mid (26)
* Connor Rozee: Mid (20)
* Charlie Curnow: Fwd (16)
* Todd Marshall: Fwd (9)
* Jamie Elliott: Int ()
* Luke Jackson: Int ()
* Jackson Macrae: Int ()
* Jeremy Sharp: Int ()
MattyT (El Primero)
* Rhys Stanley: Ruck ()
* James Aish: Back (4)
* Callum Wilkie: Back (9)
* Jack Sinclair: Mid (19)
* Lachie Whitfield: Mid (29)
* James Worpel: Mid (13)
* Charlie Dixon: Fwd ()
* Kyle Langford: Fwd (10)
* Adam Cerra: Int ()
* Bailey Dale: Int-R (15)
* Oliver Florent: Int ()
* Brody Mihocek: Int-F (13)
Moptop (White Rabbits)
* Tristan Xerri: Ruck (24)
* Brodie Kemp: Back (13)
* Matt Roberts: Back (14)
* Noah Anderson: Mid (18)
* Tom Powell: Mid (20)
* Caleb Serong: Mid (27)
* Jye Amiss: Fwd (0)
* Aaron Naughton: Fwd (24)
* Jordan Dawson: Int ()
* Nathan Fyfe: Int ()
* Mark Keane: Int ()
* Lincoln McCarthy: Int ()
Slammo-Jnr (Slammen's Saviours)
* Bailey J. Williams: Ruck (13)
* Mitchell Duncan: Back (11)
* Luke Ryan: Back (12)
* Luke Davies-Uniacke: Mid (23)
* Harry Sheezel: Mid (26)
* Sam Walsh: Mid (35)
* Eric Hipwood: Fwd (1)
* Lachie Schultz: Fwd (10)
* Nick Blakey: Int ()
* Jordan De Goey: Int ()
* Liam Duggan: Int ()
* Tom Mitchell: Int ()
Straddo (Souls)
* Jarrod Witts: Ruck (18.5)
* Harry McKay: Back (17)
* John Noble: Back (11)
* George Hewett: Mid (31)
* Tim Kelly: Mid (24)
* Elliot Yeo: Mid (26)
* Jesse Hogan: Fwd (12)
* Nick Larkey: Fwd (13)
* Matthew Johnson: Int ()
* Tim Membrey: Int ()
* Ethan Read: Int ()
* Jake Riccardi: Int ()
The Blocker (Willsie Aeroplane)
* Sean Darcy: Ruck (19)
* Jack Steele: Back (11)
* Jacob Weitering: Back (9)
* Sam Flanders: Mid (34)
* Rory Laird: Mid (23)
* Zach Merrett: Mid (28)
* Ben King: Fwd (8)
* Taylor Walker: Fwd (4)
* Josh Battle: Int ()
* Joshua Kelly: Int ()
* Logan McDonald: Int ()
* Lloyd Meek: Int ()
TheColonel (Carpark Trannies)
* Darcy Cameron: Ruck (15.5)
* Zac Bailey: Back ()
* Riley Bonner: Back (11)
* Zane Duursma: Mid (7)
* Jason Horne-Francis: Mid (24)
* Hayden Young: Mid (21)
* Izak Rankine: Fwd (4)
* Josh Treacy: Fwd (9)
* Cameron Rayner: Int ()
* Mason Redman: Int ()
* Bailey Scott: Int ()
* Jack Scrimshaw: Int-B (18)
DuFFLe Premiership Ladder
|
Wins
|
Losses
|
Draws
|
Points
|
For
|
White Rabbits (Moptop) |
7
|
0
|
0
|
28
|
1017
|
Willsie Aeroplane (The Blocker) |
5
|
2
|
0
|
20
|
1061.5
|
Ingredients (Cookie) |
5
|
2
|
0
|
20
|
1049
|
Bay Bros (FD1016) |
5
|
2
|
0
|
20
|
978
|
El Primero (MattyT) |
5
|
2
|
0
|
20
|
873
|
Souls (Straddo) |
4
|
3
|
0
|
16
|
938.5
|
Jolly Jokers (CaptDazza) |
3
|
4
|
0
|
12
|
957.5
|
Luke's Dukes (BossHog) |
3
|
4
|
0
|
12
|
876
|
SoS Superstars (Bizkit) |
2
|
5
|
0
|
8
|
891
|
El Bombres (BomberTroy) |
2
|
5
|
0
|
8
|
827
|
Carpark Trannies (TheColonel) |
1
|
6
|
0
|
4
|
798.5
|
Slammen's Saviours (Slammo-Jnr) |
0
|
7
|
0
|
0
|
926.5
|