I was going to say that
Boss Hog Blows Big Time. I even considered something akin to,
Boss Hog F***s Up. But I’m a way nicer person than that - someone who is considerate for the novice DuFFLe franchisee. But gee, didn’t Boss Hog miss a great opportunity! The If-Only for his Dukes was 180 points and his selected team managed a measly 124. Only MattyT has been as incapable in the past and, on reflection, I don’t believe he could have done as poorly... ever.
Not surprisingly, Luke's Dukes lost. In doing so, the Dukes gave Moptop’s White Rabbits an undeserved win and Moppy is still undefeated. The hard luck stories of the week are of Slammen-Jnr and FD. Slammo-Jnr lost by just a half point to The Colonel, and FD fell one and a half points shy of Blocker’s WillsieAir. This has resulted in Jnr languishing at the bottom of the ladder and FD finding herself in the two and two party. Slammo-Jnr’s squad is better than this and will climb off the bottom and the Bay Bros just need a little luck to challenge for a top four spot.
The big surprise was Straddo’s Souls finding form with their commendable victory over the improving Stars. The Captain, however, could not overcome MattyT’s El Primero. Matty should be well-pleased with the El Hombres sitting three and one on the ladder. Could it be his year?
BomberTroy finds his team in the morass of the two and twos. If the Bombers get the right players in the right positions, they’d be doing much better. To be fair, Cookie was just too good.
Round 03
- Luke's Dukes (124) lost to White Rabbits (129.5) at Hazard County Ground
- El Bombres (114.5) lost to Ingredients (161.5) at Stadium 7121
- Bay Bros (141.5) lost to Willsie Aeroplane (143) at Donetsk Stadium
- Souls (152) defeated SoS Superstars (148) at Eternal Legends Arena
- Slammen's Saviours (130.5) lost to Carpark Trannies (131) at Saving Grace Stadium
- Jolly Jokers (136) lost to El Primero (140.5) at Beerporium Balcony
Bizkit (SoS Superstars)
* Ned Reeves: Ruck ()
* James Sicily: Back (18)
* Tom Stewart: Back (20)
* Nick Daicos: Mid (30)
* Darcy Parish: Mid (26)
* Jack Viney: Mid (21)
* Joe Daniher: Fwd (5)
* Thomas Lynch: Fwd (14)
* Max Holmes: Int ()
* Tom Papley: Int ()
* Will Setterfield: Int ()
* Ivan Soldo: Int-R (14)
BomberTroy (El Bombres)
* Reilly O'Brien: Ruck (19.5)
* Brayden Maynard: Back (19)
* Christian Salem: Back (9)
* Josh Daicos: Mid (20)
* Jai Newcombe: Mid (23)
* Chad Warner: Mid (22)
* Jade Gresham: Fwd (1)
* Josh Rachele: Fwd (1)
* Ryan Byrnes: Int ()
* Tom Sparrow: Int ()
* Oliver Wines: Int ()
BossHog (Luke's Dukes)
* Tim English: Ruck (16)
* Mason Cox: Back (8)
* Dayne Zorko: Back (10)
* Marcus Bontempelli: Mid (16)
* Andrew Brayshaw: Mid (21)
* Patrick Cripps: Mid (28)
* Tom Hawkins: Fwd (17)
* Cody Weightman: Fwd (8)
* Jason Johannisen: Int ()
* Alex Pearce: Int ()
* Sam Switkowski: Int ()
* Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera: Int ()
CaptDazza (Jolly Jokers)
* Oscar McInerney: Ruck (18)
* Blake Acres: Back (15)
* Errol Gulden: Back (4)
* Zak Butters: Mid (26)
* Tom Liberatore: Mid (18)
* Nic Martin: Mid (44)
* Charlie Cameron: Fwd (7)
* Jamarra Ugle-Hagan: Fwd (4)
* Jack Billings: Int ()
* Darcy Fort: Int ()
* Oliver Henry: Int ()
* Ryley Sanders: Int ()
Cookie (Ingredients)
* Rowan Marshall: Ruck (21.5)
* Josh Dunkley: Back (16)
* Nic Newman: Back (15)
* Isaac Heeney: Mid (27)
* Lachie Neale: Mid (35)
* Adam Treloar: Mid (35)
* Jeremy Cameron: Fwd (8)
* Mitch Lewis: Fwd (4)
* Shai Bolton: Int ()
* Tom De Koning: Int ()
* Dan Houston: Int ()
* George Wardlaw: Int ()
FD1016 (Bay Bros)
* Luke Jackson: Ruck (9.5)
* Harris Andrews: Back (15)
* Jordan Clark: Back (16)
* Jackson Macrae: Mid (20)
* Hugh McCluggage: Mid (29)
* Connor Rozee: Mid (26)
* Charlie Curnow: Fwd (17)
* Bayley Fritsch: Fwd (9)
* Jamie Elliott: Int ()
* Jarman Impey: Int ()
* Todd Marshall: Int ()
* Kysaiah Pickett: Int ()
MattyT (El Primero)
* Toby Nankervis: Ruck (12.5)
* Scott Pendlebury: Back (11)
* Callum Wilkie: Back (11)
* Bailey Dale: Mid (25)
* Clayton Oliver: Mid (25)
* James Worpel: Mid (36)
* Charlie Dixon: Fwd (6)
* Kyle Langford: Fwd (14)
* Caleb Daniel: Int ()
* Brody Mihocek: Int ()
* Jack Sinclair: Int ()
* Rhys Stanley: Int ()
Moptop (White Rabbits)
* Brodie Grundy: Ruck (14.5)
* Ryan Burton: Back (3)
* Brodie Kemp: Back ()
* Matt Crouch: Mid (28)
* Jordan Dawson: Mid (27)
* Caleb Serong: Mid (28)
* Jye Amiss: Fwd (10)
* Aaron Naughton: Fwd (5)
* Jacob Hopper: Int ()
* James Jordon: Int ()
* Lincoln McCarthy: Int-B (14)
* Tristan Xerri: Int ()
Slammo-Jnr (Slammen's Saviours)
* Bailey J. Williams: Ruck (14.5)
* Mitchell Duncan: Back (19)
* Luke Ryan: Back (22)
* Luke Davies-Uniacke: Mid (27)
* Ed Langdon: Mid (15)
* Harry Sheezel: Mid (32)
* Eric Hipwood: Fwd (0)
* Lachie Schultz: Fwd (1)
* Nick Blakey: Int ()
* Jordan De Goey: Int ()
* Liam Duggan: Int ()
* Jacob van Rooyen: Int ()
Straddo (Souls)
* Sam Naismith: Ruck ()
* Matthew Johnson: Back (17)
* Tim Kelly: Back (7)
* George Hewett: Mid (26)
* Tim Taranto: Mid (35)
* Nick Vlastuin: Mid (29)
* Nick Larkey: Fwd (12)
* Harry McKay: Fwd (21)
* Ash Johnson: Int ()
* Tim Membrey: Int ()
* John Noble: Int-R (5)
The Blocker (Willsie Aeroplane)
* Todd Goldstein: Ruck (8)
* Jack Steele: Back (25)
* Jacob Weitering: Back (19)
* Rory Laird: Mid (25)
* Zach Merrett: Mid (30)
* Christian Petracca: Mid (23)
* Logan McDonald: Fwd (12)
* Taylor Walker: Fwd (1)
* Josh Battle: Int ()
* Jeremy Finlayson: Int ()
* Lloyd Meek: Int ()
* Conor Nash: Int ()
TheColonel (Carpark Trannies)
* Max Gawn: Ruck (31)
* Zane Duursma: Back (7)
* Jack Scrimshaw: Back (10)
* Bailey Scott: Mid (15)
* Jayden Short: Mid (19)
* Hayden Young: Mid (32)
* Ian Hill: Fwd (13)
* Josh Treacy: Fwd (4)
* Darcy Cameron: Int ()
* Sam De Koning: Int ()
* Wayne Milera: Int ()
* Izak Rankine: Int ()
DuFFLe Premiership Ladder
|
Wins
|
Losses
|
Draws
|
Points
|
For
|
White Rabbits (Moptop) |
4
|
0
|
0
|
16
|
573
|
Ingredients (Cookie) |
3
|
1
|
0
|
12
|
594
|
Willsie Aeroplane (The Blocker) |
3
|
1
|
0
|
12
|
588
|
El Primero (MattyT) |
3
|
1
|
0
|
12
|
518
|
Jolly Jokers (CaptDazza) |
2
|
2
|
0
|
8
|
555.5
|
Bay Bros (FD1016) |
2
|
2
|
0
|
8
|
555
|
El Bombres (BomberTroy) |
2
|
2
|
0
|
8
|
499.5
|
Luke's Dukes (BossHog) |
2
|
2
|
0
|
8
|
486.5
|
Souls (Straddo) |
1
|
3
|
0
|
4
|
521.5
|
SoS Superstars (Bizkit) |
1
|
3
|
0
|
4
|
519
|
Carpark Trannies (TheColonel) |
1
|
3
|
0
|
4
|
454
|
Slammen's Saviours (Slammo-Jnr) |
0
|
4
|
0
|
0
|
499
|