TOPIC: 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections

captdazza 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #15

captdazza
Slight change pending approval of LTI for Shuey and Adams

Jokers line-up, take 2, to take on Biz's Superstars:
B J Howe Col, T Barrass WC
M: T Mitchell Haw, J Steele StK, E Curnow Car
F: JJ Kennedy WC, J Bruce WB
R: S Martin WB
I/C: L Ryan Fre, J Simpkin NM, L Ryan WC, L Jackson Mel

LTI Draper
Named but unlikely to play R Marshall
Others: I Rankine GC, S Ross StK
2012 Duffle Champ
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FD1016 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #16

FD1016
Hey Straddo : )
He was on the unused players list so I grabbed him... I’ll await further instructions from Mr Mercs as Will Setterfield has be delisted from my team and J Macrae added (shoulder shrug).
If I knew how to insert pics in here I would lol!!

www.dropbox.com/s/two4jew547xwpui/Teams.txt?dl=0
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Bizkit 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #17

Bizkit
The season is going down the gurgler fast with everyone except Ridley putting in shocker after shocker. Funnily enough, backing everyone in last week didn't work (I hope Trent Cooper has now learnt this) so we swung the axe and Clark is having a look at free agency. We welcome Jiath who's been a revelation in defence and hope he can continue in a similar vein.

With the news Crouch is out for at a minimum another month and Neale can't even train, our once daunting midfield has turned into a football graveyard and our forwards aren't able to kick goals. Now we come up against Dazza's slime covered squad and we're looking for these guys to bounce back. If there's anything that gets the Superstars amped for a game, it's destroying some OOFTIT's. Let's go Dazza!

SoS Superstars
B: Ridley (drug), Jiath (hawk)
M: Neale (traitor), Parker (swan), Houston (port)
F: T Lynch (tiger), Daniher (lion)
R: Nankervis (tiger)
I: Darcy (freo), Himmelberg (gws), Worpel (hawk), Cunnington (roo)
Nathan: When did you get balls?
Simon: I've always had balls you've just never seen them.
Nathan: That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
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Mercury 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #18

Mercury
FD there are two J Macrae's at the Bulldogs: Jackson Macrae (Blocker's team) and Jack Macrae (you have). Your Jack Macrae has yet to play a game.

If there was a mix-up with the two Jack Macrae's, I'm happy for you to change the player. Might I suggest Dom Sheed, Daniel Rich or Jack Ziebell. I'd pick Ziebell if it was my squad - good midfield and excellent scores as a back. Ziebell already gorn to Moppy.
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Bizkit 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #19

Bizkit
I can only find the one Macrae on the Dogs list Merc so you might have to remove the second one from your spreadsheets.
Nathan: When did you get balls?
Simon: I've always had balls you've just never seen them.
Nathan: That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
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Mercury 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #20

Mercury
Spreadsheets! Them's fighting words.

Fully normalised relational database thanks...

Thanks, Biz.
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pollyanna 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #21

pollyanna
So Heeney the Weeney decides to b*tch-slap some nobody off the ball and ends up out for weeks with a broken hand. Then his teammate Pole Climbing Monkey Rampe decides he will mark the ball - for the first time in yonks - but busts a finger doing it. What a couple of morons - which means they're perfect for the Hooleys - trade them out....nah, we've got heaps of talent, just need to put people in the right places.

Ok, let's just say that Mercury's computer actually comes up with a useful placement of your squad with its 'If Only' predictions- let's swing the axe, do a shuffle and see what happens. This is a big match - the pub master Colonel is going to charge his brigade hard and we've got to be at our best this week.

The Hooley-Dooleys
Rnd 5 vs Colonels Mob

BACKS: Double Aliir (Port); The Chadwickener Wundergaartenor (WeePoos).
MIDS: Short (Richmondo); Walsh (Carltoons); Kicks-Worse-Than-Clive Fyfe (Us).
FWDS: Majestic Mikey (Us); Hippywood (Brissy).
ROCKLE: Goldee (The North sitting further south than anyone at the moment).

Int: Wino; Stephen's Brother; S. Bolt-On; Z. Williams.

Good luck Colonel - see y'all at Mercs' mansion for the game on Sunday, stay happy everyone else. I would normally say 'Go Freo', but that's a given - instead I'll implore those Collywobblers to get it together and pound those OOFTITS at home on Friday night. Go Biz and everyone else free of those w*nkers!
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Alvin Prpl 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #22

Alvin Prpl
This week the Mighty Buccaneers come up against Ooslumbird's Knights in Shiny Smooth Purple Material or whatever they are knows as.
Once again this year I wasn't able to attend draft night and I believe it was Oos, (a man of great duffle wisdom, one of the best) that selected my team so first of all thanks heaps to Oos

I can't help but remember back as a young man when I raced motorbikes, I went alright and had the luxury of having a cousin (an excellent motorbike mechanic, one of the best) prepare my bike for me.
My bike always went well but somehow it always seemed at least a touch off the pace of my cousins.

I have a feeling this weeks game might be similar in that The Buccaneers will be firing but just off the pace of the master.

The Buccaneers

B: Errol Gulden (Swans) Charlie Ballard (GC)
M: Zach Merrett (Ess) Steele Sidebottom (Coll) *Callan Ward (GWS)
F: Jack Riewoldt (Rich) *Shane McAdam (Adel)
R: Scott Lycett (PA)

I: Josh P Kennedy, Peter Wright, Jake Riccardi, Sam Sturt.

*Pending trades

All the best Oos and by the way I did beat my Cousin occasionally.
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TheColonel 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #23

TheColonel
Hey Poly,
My selections in the first 4 rounds have been cr*p so taking your suggestion and going with Hg's selections.
Back: Hugh McCluggage
Back: Tom McDonald
Mid: Adam Treloar
Mid: Scott Pendlebury
Mid: Jarrod Berry
Ruck: Rhys Stanley
Fwd: Steven Motlop
Fwd: Oscar Allen
Int: Kysaiah Pickett, Griffin LOGUE, Trent MCKENZIE , Tobe WATSON

As for FD, what with gender diversity these days, who knows about he/she/whatever.
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moptop 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #24

moptop
A lot riding on Charlie Dixon this week after he tried to scupper my chances by kicking a total of one point over the last two weeks. I imagine he'll be keen to make amends in emphatic fashion.

DEF: Brandon Ellis (GC), Jack Billings (STK)
MID: Cam Guthrie (GEE), Noah Anderson (GC), Jack Bowes (GC)
FWD: Charlie Dixon (PTA), Tex Walker (ADE)
RUCK: Oscar McInerney (BRI)

INT: Jack Ziebell, Dan Butler, Brayden Maynard, Eddie Betts

May the fantasy football angels bless you all. Not you, Matty.
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ooslumbird 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #25

ooslumbird
Hey Alvin
It was my pleasure to be able to help on draft night, if you need any help next time around please don't hesitate to ask.
A bit concerned about Mrs Oos though, she is rolling around the floor in fits of laughter since reading that sentence with "Master" in it.
And I like the new moniker,too!
Not a bad looking line up you've got there, mate, you've grabbed a few gooduns to prop up the crocs you inherited from me, just be gentle on an old "master"
All the very best from oos, and kind regards to your cousin
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purple kit 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 1 day ago #26

purple kit
Good luck straddo, not entirely sure what to do with my forwards this week but hopefully this works out, surely Charles Cameron gets to rev the Harley up a few times this week.

R: GRUNDY, Brodie (Collingwood)
B: DOCHERTY, Sam (Carlton), CERRA, Adam (Fremantle)
M: MUNDY, David (Fremantle), PETRACCA, Christian (Melbourne). CROUCH, Brad (St Kilda)
F: CAMERON, Charlie (Brisbane), HIGGINS, Jack (St Kilda)

Bench:
ACRES, Blake (Fremantle)
CAMERON, Darcy (Collingwood)
SEXTON, Alex (Gold Coast))
KELLY, Josh (Greater Western Sydney)

Not selected:
HOGAN, Jesse (Greater Western Sydney)
PRESTIA, Dion (Richmond
FOGARTY, Darcy (Adelaide )* trade pending
VLASTUIN, Nick (Richmond)
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pollyanna 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 23 hours ago #27

pollyanna
Ok, I've checked - I think everyone except Matty has put in a team.

What's with that bloke - is he trekking out bush again or is he snoring it off in the vineyard somewhere?
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pollyanna 2021: Round 05 - Team Selections 2 months 23 hours ago #28

pollyanna
Oops, Matty already submitted to Mercury.
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