Look, the poor guy's a bit out form and has to go back to the Magoos. For Polly's sake, let's rally around him so he gets back in the side before Round 6. The Derby just won't be the same if we can't scream abuse at him.
My favourite sledge when he's at a stoppage on the outer wing is, "Hey Gaff, have you punched any teenagers lately?!"
C'mon Gaffy, surely you're not the worst player in the side - OK maybe you are but WCE are going back-to-back this year and we don't want you to miss out.