See she's taken a fair old whack at Cripps and another senior player for staying in a hotel separate to his team mates. She's then gone on to dovetail that into the narrative of Carlton being fractured.
Except like me, taking Heidi Klum out Salsa dancing, it didn't happen. He was at the same hotel as his team mates.
Is there an irony to this hyper accountability the media go on with whilst they just relentlessly drivel crap? That Footy Classified is the most corrosive, nasty and gross for the sake of being gross television.
The Human Centipede of football shows.