Here's the laugh line of the year so far, from The Age"
"The Dogs will be disappointed to have lost the public holiday game (they've been shunted from the Easter fixture by Big Swinging Richie Carlton); smaller clubs have trouble securing a regular marquee fixture from the league.
Smaller clubs? What, smaller clubs like Sydney, Adelaide, West Coast, Brisbane, Port and Freo, none of whom have "regular marquee fixtures"? Or "smaller" venues like, Optus, the SCG and Adelaide Oval in "smaller" cities like Sydney, Brisbane, Perth and Adelaide?
I guess the further you are from the corner of Swanson and Collins, the smaller you appear. Unless, of course, you also factor in the curvature of the earth, in which case you disappear entirely.