Big Billy's Redneck Tour of Oz
Diary notes Day 4
I've been livin' bush for a bit, killing my dinner and livin' in a lean-to outta menthol tree branches. Gotta head into town for some 'backy and a chunk of back bacon. Trimmed the beard with a knife, put on a sort of dry flannel shirt an hit the road to thumb a ride. Ya wouldn't believe it, some dude in a slick Europa car stopped, trapped me inside and played some band called KLF the whole way inta Margaret River. I'll never be the same - never said a word, said bands don't need geetars anymore.