Think they smoked grass before coming up with that idea.
Not sure what they took before the idea to have someone sing in an empty MCG but it encourages self importance.
Here's my ideas why don't they
(i) take a bit of turf from all the stadiums that AFL games have been played on and plant squares of it across the MCG.
(ii) 10 AFL Teams, two each from WA, SA, NSW, VIC, one each from the NT and TAS you know it makes sense
Shane were is that sarcastica font