I remember a time when Justin Bollenhagen was on Freo's list - he hardly ever got a game. Instead of moping in the stands somewhere he would rebroadcast the live feed on the internet for the Docker Diehards. When Bollenhagen was around there was never a need to go into digital silence for half the weekend.
That's the guy to put on the Fed's anti-siphoning watchdog - he wouldn't tie up the courts with lengthy legal arguments with Rupert's army of solicitors, he would just dig out his laptop and rebroadcast the sports for everyone.
If I was in the renegotiating team for Cricket Australia, I would just hold up Justin Bollenhagen's footy card and talk about his great left boot and tell Stokesey's mob he's going to kick their sorry, greedy arses.
