Some of you may remember the song Camp Granada. Here is the latest version
Hello Mark, hello Gillon,
Here I am at a Camp in Brisbane.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if we stop losing!
I went training with the “Boys”,
They would rather just make noise.
You remember fat McGovern,
He got done for the hit on Alex Sexton!
All the counsellors are inundated,
All the players are just fakers!
And the head coach wants us home,
So the players don’t develop a syndrome.
Now, I don't want this to scare ya,
But my bunkmate is Jarrod Brander!
Daily testing is very silly.
It makes us feel just like little Willy
Take me home, oh Mark & Gillon.
Take me home, I hate this Brisbane.
Don't leave me out in the Hub,
I rather be home in a Pub!
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise,
And it would really help the “Boys”.
Oh please don't make me stay;
I've been here one whole day!
Dearest Mark, darling Gillon,
I know I am the villain.
Let us come home if you miss us;
I won’t let Benny hug and kiss us!
Wait a minute; we stopped losing.
Team is winning, “Boys” aren’t failing.
Playing football, gee that's better.
Mark & Gillon, kindly disregard this letter
