Even the AwFL are not allowed more than 100 people into the MCG tonight - so here's the maths on the bare minimum permitted by law:
2 teams of players - 22 per side, 3 emergencies:
+50
2 teams of club staff (1 head coach, 3 assistants, 1 doc, 2 physios, 1 runner):
+16
Maggots (3 field, 4 boundary, 2 goal, 1 emergency):
+10
Broadcaster (6 camera operators, 2 sound engineers, 3 production mixers, 1 director, 1 ass director, 2 gp assistants, 2 play-by-play callers, 2 colour commentators, 1 boundary commentator):
+20
Security (the whole stadium):
+4
GRAND TOTAL:
100
That means there can only be, by law, that many at any one time in the same venue. That.means you can't be there Gil, Hockers or any of your mates. If I see you, or anyone else sitting in one of those corporate boxes tonight, I'm going to DOB YOUS IN!