So here is me at work today discovering "Social Distancing" is a thing and needs to be respected and enacted in the work place.
At First I thought, "Fme, I would not come within more than 2 meters of that slime supporter anyway! "
Then I realised they were not talking about Margets - nope got that wrong.
Turns out it means all people including Freo Supporters!
Bloody hell, has the world gone mad?? Who do you get to have a beer with now?
Then I thought about the game of Football. If you thought the Bump was hard to umpire cop this -
Spare a thought for the poor blokes in the workplace trying to lay a tackle with a 1-2 meter "Social Distancing" Rule
So, do you get sent to the Tribunal is you get closer than 1m? Are you rubbed out for 4 weeks cause you "potentially injured" the other player for two weeks?
Don't even get me started on how you hand sanitise before you touch the ball and what happens when a player meets Polly in the car park.
The world has gone mad! (But for those who like a good conspiracy theory: Google COVID 19, Social Distancing, Ex HR Dept, Freo Christmas party)
