So I took the Monkey who only scored 50% throwing darts last year,out the back and promptly fed him coronavirus and left him outside the slimes training facility.
The new Dart throwing Dog I have acquired, corona disease free said the following:
Top four: , Brisbane, GWS, Colonaviruswood, Ninethmond
•Bottom of the top eight: Assadadon, , Geelong, Methcoast, Bullies
•Just missing finals - four teams: , Wees and Poos, Freo, North Melbourne, Deaf Cheats
•Cellar dwellers - bottom six: Port Adelaide, Sydney, Melbourne, Gold Coast, Harpic Bloos, Adelaide
Most improved Player Straddo
Brownlow Goes to Kelly spoon fed by Page 1 boy (till the knee lets go in an unfortunate Monkey related tripping accident which results in a Corona Virus infection)
Spoon goes to Sydney
Freo's Player of the year Walters
Leading Goal Kicker for Freo: Tabs with Shultz / Walters /Fyfe in a 3 way tie for second.
