Barry: Hi Damo, Bazza from Belmont here, first time caller long time listener. How are you?
Damian: Going well thanks Baz but I wish you wouldn’t ask.
Barry: Gees bit unfriendly there Damo but doesn’t matter. I’ve got a 1985 HMV with twin speakers, just like the old Ghetto blasters, really loud.
Damian: Baz, I think…
Barry: It goes well, quite good nick but the cassette bit runs really slow. Makes Sinead sound like Barry White and…
Damian: Sorry to interrupt Baz but this is Trade Radio…
Barry: I know, that’s why I rang, I’ve got an old radio to get rid of, I mean trade.
Damian: We don’t trade radios Baz.
Barry: What do you trade if you don’t do bloody radios. Is that false advertising or what?
Damian: We talk about trading footballers.
Barry: Footballers? Gees what a stupid name. Are these footballers new or second hand?
Damian: Well they have been around for a while.
Barry: Are they any good or are they a bit clapped out like my cassette, you know, slowing down, rooted knees and so on.
Damian: We have a lot of callers waiting. See you Barry.
Barry: Do you give a guarantee? I mean look what happened to that Bennell bloke, he was worse than my cassette..
Damian: Sorry to interrupt Barry but we have to move on. (Click)
