I've added to most of my previous preparations as this Derby is a special case - probably due to the Gaffy factor, it will be our first opportunity to let that king-hitting dog what we feel about last year. Our best 25 are going to be with us and we got to do them proud tomorrow.
Ok - in addition to all my normal preps, I've added in:
i. I'm not speaking to anyone for the rest of the day and all through tomorrow to save my vocal capacity for booing that dog Gaffy. If it's not behind Vardy, good - it ain't behind me either. Put on extra security, whatever - this is written in the stone that hangs off every Fremantle supporter's neck. I'm going to boo as loud as I can everytime that fool touches the ball, all game.
ii. I'm not even going to be pleasant with anyone from That Other Mob - even at Nicky's statue unveiling. We don't live in the same state - you guys are from some other universe or something. Sod off, knobbers - nope, there's no one one on your team that I respect, like or would want on my team and I couldn't care less what you think, say or feel. I'm not engaging with any of you dunderheads at all - stay clear of me until after the game.
Purple33 please remember your game day earrings.