Real world problems facing his little girl:
After school pickup problems:
Camry, Camry, Landcruiser, Golf, Tarago, Commodore, another Camry, then Moose drawn buggy.
Show and tell:
These are my Dad's antlers that he rubbed off in the garden last spring.
School packed lunch:
Ham and cheese sandwich, vegemite sandwich, spam sandwich, caesar chicken wrap, salami and Swiss on rye, tomato cheese and bacon sandwich, chicken and mayo on wholewheat sandwich and...swamp roots, random pulled grass and a few twigs in a muddy glob.