I think I know, White:
i. Their kicks rarely miss a target especially coming from the back;
ii, They have a game plan that works;
iii. When they throw the ball out of the pack there is always someone on the outside;
iv. Their players are allowed to roam and play with flair;
v. The coach publicly defends the players;
vi. They know how to anticipate, and stage for, a possible free kick;
vii. They have a full forward that is allowed to be a full forward;
viii. Worse of the lot they enjoy their footy;
ix. They manage the media well so if a player mucks up it is soon forgotten; and
x. Bastards.