GS, you are right about the Kereruu, they are supposed to taste pretty good too, especially after they have been at the Miro berries. Even after a box of Big Pigeon Pils, I don't think you would flap as much as Cox in his prime, or talk as much crap as Masten & NN.
You could buy the games on AFL live, and hook your laptop up to the pub tv through HDMI. The roads are winding, a sign at the first roundabout from the airport says "Winding roads next 10 Kms". They should have one of those signs every 10 km's until you get back to the airport.
Nearly gave up drinking last time I was in Perth, went down the bottle shop for a carton of EB and had to hand over a Fifty. The bloke behind the till asked what I was waiting for. I said "My change". He just laughed and said "Stop taking the piss mate".
