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Listen, Kiara - sounds weird calling you by your first name. Gotta nickname you're comfortable with?
Naw, not really.
How about Bowsah? Um, or...Bowsie, yeah that's it! Kit up and get down here to Cockburn Bowsie - take the ball and do a wowsie. You can start with admin, just carry the ball and take them all out - move though the conditioning department and then take 'em all out in that bloody coaching department. Don't worry about the mess, we've got cleaners and undertakers all ready to go - just think of it like a big long red Gatorade shower. Yeah, do a Bowsie wowsie for us - just leave Roger and Tendai outta it, otherwise anyone else that's breathing. We'll get the video kid to shoot it all and we'll post the highlights up as a special something for the Harbour Masters
Ta.