OK. I'm going to ruin my record by having another go.
Top 4: Slime, Pies, Demons, Richmond.
5 - 8: Freo, Brissie, Crows, GWS
9 - 12: Bummers, Swans, Port, Geebung
13 - : Bullies, Hawks, GC, Carlton, St Kilda, NM.
A lot depends on the umps. With Mitchell not coaching them, I expect WC to fall, and if the AFL continue with their policy of the 2nd half of last season of not giving WC their tame umpires, then they might not finish top 4. Having Swans and Hawks out of the 8 is just wishful thinking...