I like this time of the year, temps hot, the beers flow, people just make shit up cause there is nothing else to really do and some people realise that if you don't wash or give the jocks a swim in the washing thing, you end up with jock rash and making up allsorts of outrageous , contagious remarks about your jock itch. (Caveat - unless you are Polly in the car park conducting hard hitting interviews with the blokes dodging questions about dodgy calf maintenance)
