You'd think they'd have waited until we were a half reasonable footy team before trying to extort money.
They won't ring me, but if they do I will take them through the "game day experience" in some detail, explaining what I hate and why. I'm sure they'll be amazed to discover that the main bit I like about the footy is the footy, and that pretty much everything else they do for me is not only not appreciated, but actively detested. Except that weird kicking thing at 3/4 time - every game I wait to see just how bad the general public are at kicking a footy.