I think I've mentioned before that part of the umpire or MRO review should be a review of general shithousery by players. The problem with the current system is that any one example of shithousery (eg, staging or generally being a dick) is that it's never on its own sufficient to justify a fine or suspension, but there is no mechanism to track accumulated shithousery, so players are basically able to act like knobs without any consequences. I reckon there should be a points system, so that, say, when you reach 100 points you miss a game. I reckon I'd give Dangerfield 10 points here for this cynical effort to bring the game into disrepute, and Selwood 20 points for clapping like knobber.
