Look, while we're tackling the quarter time activities, what's the deal with the three-quarter time competition? I had (wrongly) assumed that you needed to kick the goal to win the flight, but on closer inspection it just seems like you kick the ball in the general direction of the goal, and then are randomly are allocated a flight.
I've probably unfairly criticised the lovely woman today for contributing to the malaise on the field, but if giving prizes to people who can't kick a goal from 25m isn't accept mediocrity, then I don't know what is.